A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. suffered a head injury in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. She was unconscious for nearly 6 mos and when she woke up and saw she was no longer pregnant she frantically asked the doctor about her baby.The doctor replied “Ma’am, you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

“Oh no,” thought the woman, “not my brother . . . he’s an idiot.” She asked the doctor “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise”.

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

-- Gloria Lemay, Vancouver, B.C. Canada